死神傻了

简介：兔二、玄影等功夫学校的小伙伴们每天在学校里开心的练武，快乐的生活。突然有一天，功夫学校对面一夜之间冒出一家充满科技感的“神府学校”，吸引了大批小朋友去报名。于是，两家学校就开始了一场“传统”与“科技”的较量……。功夫学校的老师接连失踪，同学一个个离去，兔二、玄影两个性格迥异的孩子默默的守护着自己深爱的学校。这时，一些奇奇怪怪的机器人出现在他们的面前…… 咔嚓、咔嚓、 呲………

简介：What if you came home one day to find some weirdo living in your house What if that weirdo, in a barely understandable language, explained that he was your son But you knew for a fact you had no children. This is what happened to André and Laurence Prioux, a bourgeois couple, stylishly living in a quiet upscale suburb.　　Convinced they are victims of an error or a con man, André wants nothing to do with Patrick. But Laurence, faced with the inexplicable, suddenly becomes the mother she never was and welcomes with open arms this long-lost son, who sprung out of nowhere with his pregnant fiancée. And her dog. When a childless couple encounters family... Or makes it up.

简介：皮特·戴维斯(SNL）加盟成长记事电影《超级青春期》(Big Time Adolescence)，杰森·奥利(《宾夕法尼亚大道1600号》)献出导演首秀，他编写的剧本登上了2014年剧本黑名单。讲述一个17岁的男孩在他最好的朋友——一个魅力十足的大学辍学生 (戴维斯)的 毁灭性的执导下，在他那沉闷的郊区小镇上长大的故事。　　格里芬·格鲁克(《美国囧案》《永远的红手带》)、西德尼·斯威尼(《使女的故事》《诸事不顺》《亢奋》)、Machine Gun Kelly(《污垢》《蒙上你的眼》)、托马斯·巴布萨卡(《衰女翻身》《传教士》)等参演。

简介：杜立德（艾迪·墨菲 Eddie Murphy 饰）因为拥有能够和动物交流的特殊能力而在当地名声大噪，拜访他的除了人类以外，前来寻求帮助的动物亦是络绎不绝，一时间，杜立德忙的焦头烂额，在无形之中忽略了家人们的感受。　　一天，一群动物找到了杜立德，它们赖以生存的森林即将被砍伐，它们希望杜立德能够帮助它们保护唯一的家园。杜立德在森林里找到了珍稀物种太平洋熊艾娃（莉莎·库卓 Lisa Kudrow 配音），只要能给艾娃觅得一配偶，那么就可以要求政府保护这片森林。在马戏团里，杜立德找来了早已经被人类驯化的大熊阿奇（史蒂夫·茨恩 Steve Zahn 配音），但很显然，阿奇并没能够吸引到艾娃的注意。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：影片讲述两个儿时好友成年后因为生活环境不同而逐渐疏远，直到一次偶然相遇，一场交通意外让他们困在悬崖之下，两人不得不再次面对彼此，合作求生，经历了一场72小时的生存之旅。

简介：心仪的男生邀请你参加化妆舞会，就当你穿戴打扮完毕就要出门时，却被告知要带着不懂事的弟弟到街上挨家挨户的要糖吃——先别急着郁闷，更糟糕的是，你竟然把他弄丢了！欢迎跟随《疯狂万圣夜》体验别样的万圣节。

简介：安德莉亚·辛格总是把她的喜剧事业放在首位，虽然桃花运还挺旺，但爱情并不是她优先考虑的······直到她遇到丹尼斯，这位特立独行的高材生意外令她心动并放下戒备。她的好朋友玛戈特总觉得不放心，因此敦促安德莉亚略施小计以摸清丹尼斯的底细。《情场现形记》根据真实故事改编，由风趣幽默的伊丽 莎·施莱辛格担任编剧和主演。其他演职人员还包括瑞恩·汉森、赵牡丹和瑞贝卡·瑞滕豪斯。

简介：十年前，念高中的YOYO（蔡卓妍 饰）应父母的要求到英国与指腹为婚的张十三（郑伊健 饰）完婚，两人商议假结婚却在这期间产生了真感情，并走过十年婚姻。经过十年磨砺，如今YOYO与十三的婚姻生活又是怎样的呢？ 年龄的差距让已到而立之年的十三越发渴望安定的生活，他与YOYO之间的摩擦不断升级。每到争吵时， YOYO便扬言要离婚，而十三对“离婚”这个词也渐渐习惯。 在十三和YOYO的一次吵架中，两人分居了，十三遇到女学生董怡（张歆艺 饰），YOYO遇到了青梅竹马的富家子林书浩（徐正曦 饰）……他们十年的爱情最终是否会继续下去呢？

简介：贾巴尔·辛格（帕万·卡延饰）是一位孤胆警官，有万夫莫敌之勇，有一天突然被莫名其妙调往一个叫“拉坦普尔”的小镇，这是一块法外之地，现国王拜拉夫·辛格（沙拉德·凯卡尔饰）在此屠杀人民，攫取暴利，无恶不作。　　阿尔施（卡加·阿加瓦尔饰）是一位美丽的公主，老国王及王后均已过世，现国王拜拉夫及姑妈等人对她的财富和美貌虎视眈眈，尽管有司令官哈利·那拉延（穆克什·里希饰）的协助，仍感独木难支。　　这时，贾巴尔和阿尔施相遇了，群敌环伺和地位壁垒成为他们感情发展的障碍……

简介：在发现各自的另一半是兄妹后，这两个心怀怨恨的前恋人必须在同一屋檐下度过圣诞节，同时隐瞒他们的恋爱史。

简介：「商场得意，情场失意。」用这句话形容商人伊博和爱德华，尚嫌太客气。两人一个胖、一个鲁，成天插科打诨，满脑子性爱。偏偏老婆不领情，夜里不给碰就算了，平时还酸言酸语刺激鲁蛇纤细的脑神经，不但赞不绝口舞蹈教练的性感魅力，还大肆嘲弄老公薄弱的性能力，激得两人火冒三丈，一不做二不休，上网找帮手，大老远请来俄罗斯杀手干掉枕边人！　　杀手伏特加当水喝，杀人当日常，醉起来像疯狗；两人正懊悔想赶他走，杀人计划却已失控出手。但千万别小看老婆的智商，她们也不甘示弱，要以其夫之道还治其夫之身。本该由爱生性的婚姻，却因性生活不顺而跑出恨与杀机，冷血杀手起手无回，枕边人的性命保还是不保？　　布鲁塞尔奇幻影展最佳欧洲电影，各式杀人技法神展开，保证令你笑开怀。