神偷艳贼
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简介:
哈里(柯林·菲尔斯 Colin Firth 饰)供职于一家生意红火的画廊,日子尚且能够算是过得平静而又富足。但是,令哈里感到沮丧的是,人过中年的他要头脑有头脑,要能力又能力,可即便如此,还是要整日受自己的讨厌鬼老板沙班达尔勋爵(艾伦·瑞克曼 Alan Rickman 饰)的气。当最后一根稻草压上脊背时,忍无可忍的哈里决定要凭借自己的聪明才智,好好的将老板一军。  完美的复仇计划新鲜出炉,万事俱备唯缺一位重要的关键人物,于是,哈里将目光投到了一位名叫PJ(卡梅隆·迪亚茨 Cameron Diaz 饰)的德州女牛仔身上。没想到,正是这个女牛仔将哈里的整个计划搅得乱七八糟,焦头烂额之中,哈里发现,事态正在朝着他无法控制的方向渐渐的发展而去。
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主演:丽塔·塔欣厄姆,拉尔夫·理查德森,彼得·库克
简介:这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。  An absurdist classic  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
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1969
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主演:丽塔·塔欣厄姆,拉尔夫·理查德森,彼得·库克
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