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简介：克莉斯原定晚上与男友共渡浪漫，却被他耍弄了一通，百无聊赖之下，答应暂时照顾邻居家三个人小鬼大的孩子，这时女友突然打电话说遇到了危险，于是她带着孩子们向城里出发了。哪料到路上轮胎爆，令人毛骨悚然的冒险经历开始了……

简介：电影讲述了越剧团“箱倌儿”乐天在“江湖大侠”玉乘风的帮助下突破心理障碍开启了逆袭之路，但在高潮迭起的逆袭路上，让乐天更意料不到的事情也即将开启……

简介：唐伯虎（周星驰 饰）身为江南四大才子之首，却有道不尽的心酸。宁王想唐伯虎帮忙图谋作反，唐伯虎只好用内功改变脉象，令众人都相信他命不久矣。母亲埋怨他不应该把功夫暴露，因为他们家族一直被当年的仇人追杀。唐伯虎在与朋友出游时，遇到了貌若天仙的秋香并对她一见钟情，决心要到华府当 家丁以追求秋香，唐伯虎被取名华安。期间华太师遇到了宁王上门刁难，幸好有唐伯虎出面相助，并暴露了自己是唐伯虎的身份。秋香才知道华安是自己欣赏的唐伯虎。华夫人跟唐家有怨，因此二人便开始斗法。怎料宁王跟夺命书生再次上门，华夫人不是对手，幸得唐伯虎出手，华夫人也答应把秋香许配给唐伯虎。

简介：The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.

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圣诞节期间，一位王子来到皇后区，当地一位妇女请他帮忙举办一场儿童圣诞表演。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：心仪的男生邀请你参加化妆舞会，就当你穿戴打扮完毕就要出门时，却被告知要带着不懂事的弟弟到街上挨家挨户的要糖吃——先别急着郁闷，更糟糕的是，你竟然把他弄丢了！欢迎跟随《疯狂万圣夜》体验别样的万圣节。

简介：在苏州七里山塘街，一座百年传承的老茶馆里，“五宝”天天忙活着，笑料不断。老板与老板娘想招两个新员工，但老板娘不喜欢美女，老板不喜欢帅哥，最后招人一事，做成空谈。胖厨师福根为了改变形象，头戴假发，不料假发失火。胖厨师弄巧成拙，出了一顿丑。 　　男跑堂冯小宝，昆曲女演员李若一暗生情愫。遂向女杂工梦丽询问女生们的喜好及化妆品，让其会错意，以为要向自己表白。大白天梦到小宝捧花来表白，惹出笑话来，待得知小宝是想送给李若一礼物时，大发雷霆，并开始偷偷观察小宝。 　　老板的导演朋友来茶馆来选景、选演员，福根意外当选。大家对福根的态度骤变，像明星一样的对待，但得知只客串一场厨师炒菜的戏，大家的态度又恢复如常。 　　福根心生不悦，决定用知识武装自己。天天看网上文章解闷，在和大家分享一篇大龄剩女观点时，让老板娘产生了联想。老板娘自卑且板娘很不服气，想通过打扮，挽救自己的年龄，再度青...

简介：清朝末年，城中百姓多数染上怪病。关心国家命运的禾苗希望张孝智助自己到水下地宫取得宝藏。但另有几方势力为了获得地宫宝藏展开了一场大乱斗。最终，众人发现所谓的宝藏根本子虚乌有。而导致盛京变成人间地狱的根源也非妖魔鬼怪，而是日本人人体试验的阴谋。 张孝智与禾苗、兄弟钱眼儿、弃暗投明的黑风双煞最终不计自身安危地准备解救盛京的危局……

简介：故事紧接着上一集发展，小狗贝多芬和露西终于走到了一起，过上了幸福的生活，露西还为贝多芬生下了四只可爱的小狗，一家人其乐融融。然而，这四只小狗崽却让孩子们陷入了烦恼之中，如果让爸爸知道家里一下子多了这四个小家伙，那还不非得翻了天不可。　　虽然挨了老爸一顿臭骂，但善良的布鲁诺先生（凯文·杜恩 Kevin Dunn 饰）还是收留了贝多芬和露西的孩子们，一家人前往宁静的小村开始了悠闲的度假。然而他们并不知道的是，布鲁诺的前妻瑞吉娜（黛比·玛扎 Debi Mazar 饰）早已经盯上了小狗崽们，她想将它们偷到手，卖掉大赚一笔。得知此事的贝多芬率先行动，带领妻儿躲到了山中，瑞吉娜紧随其后。

简介：《璇宫艳舞》描写第一次世界大战前一名美国商人到维也纳推销留声机却意外爱上一名女伯爵，这看似不可思议的爱情，引发了无数的引人发笑的故事……

简介：青田街一号（张孝全 饰）没有名字，就叫青田街一号，他是阿姑（隋棠 饰）手下的一名冷酷杀手。表面看来，阿姑经营了一家洗衣店，然而，夜幕一旦降临，一桩桩夺人性命的交易便在洗衣店内轮番上演。　　青田街一号本领十分了得，死在他手下的人不计其数，是阿姑极为信赖和重用的左膀右臂，然而，天不怕地不怕的他，却偏偏怕鬼，更早的是，那些被他杀死的人，竟然都接连变成厉鬼缠上了他。苦恼不已的青田街一号找到了仙姑林香（万茜 饰），林香虽然年龄不大，个性又大大咧咧莽莽撞撞，但据说除灵的本事不可小觑。在除灵的过程中一个阴谋渐渐浮出了水面。