蒲公英

简介：本片与同为叶念琛执导的《十分爱》及《我的最爱》合称为“爱情三部曲”，这是三部曲中的第一部。　　林嘉华（方力申 饰）和邝美宝（邓丽欣 饰）决定结婚的时候，都各有自己的忧郁与不安。幸好婚后生活还算美满，大家都互相迁就。不久开宠物店的嘉华在办宠物丧礼时重遇中学补习老师Josephine（吴佩慈 饰），嘉华对她余情未了，二人常常短信交流。美宝开始对嘉华产生猜疑，更偷看他的手机。美宝想与嘉华出外旅游，希望能改善二人日渐恶劣的关系，但嘉华不同意美宝的挥霍，美宝盛怒并提出离婚。嘉华喝得耵聍大醉来到了Josephine的家中，两人发生了关系。嘉华觉得自己对不起美宝，便同意了美宝的离婚要求，美宝伤心欲绝。离婚后，美宝遇见了Philip，一个被旧报纸打碎做成了新纸的男人，两人渐渐走近。分开后的他们各自过着自己的生活，相遇的时刻发现对方还在彼此心里……　　到底谁才是谁的独家爱人？

简介：兔二、玄影等功夫学校的小伙伴们每天在学校里开心的练武，快乐的生活。突然有一天，功夫学校对面一夜之间冒出一家充满科技感的“神府学校”，吸引了大批小朋友去报名。于是，两家学校就开始了一场“传统”与“科技”的较量……。功夫学校的老师接连失踪，同学一个个离去，兔二、玄影两个性格迥异的孩子默默的守护着自己深爱的学校。这时，一些奇奇怪怪的机器人出现在他们的面前…… 咔嚓、咔嚓、 呲………

简介：The Bafta-winning Stewart Lee performs his latest touring show, focusing on a bizarrely erroneous description of his work on Netflix and a mind-boggling review from Alan Bennett.

简介：爸爸是吸血鬼男子，妈妈是人类女子，而他们所生的就是这对半吸血鬼双胞胎姐妹。一家人在特兰西瓦尼亚生活了十二年，如今为了遵守妈妈的诺言，他们准备搬到德国。两个吸血鬼小姐妹不得不开始学着适应人类的日常生活白天到学校上课，必须带上太阳镜，涂上厚厚的防晒乳。最糟糕的是，她们没有朋友，同时她们更要警惕身份的泄露。没有人发现她们俩是吸血鬼，一旦消息传出，他们平静的生活将陷入危险。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：苏（波莉雀娅·彭娜妮可 Preechaya Pongthananikorn 饰）和吉（德·辰塔维 塔纳西维 Chantawit Thanasewee 饰）是一对相恋五年的恋人，两人之间感情十分要好，但是，这五年来，他们的恋情一直躲藏在“地下”，因为除了恋人的身份外，他们还是在同一家银行就职的同事，根据银行的规章制度，同事之间，是不被允许发展友情以上的关系的。　　深深相爱的两人决心步入婚姻的殿堂，但这也意味着，他们中的一方，必须主动放弃稳定而又高薪的职位，为了这个问题，两人几度争执不下。就在这个节骨眼上，一台自助取款机由于故障而令银行损失了巨额财产，苏和吉决定将此当做一个千载难逢的好机会，两人约定，谁能够先追回这笔巨款，另一方就要主动辞职，一时间，两人从恋人转变成为了竞争对手。

简介：「商场得意，情场失意。」用这句话形容商人伊博和爱德华，尚嫌太客气。两人一个胖、一个鲁，成天插科打诨，满脑子性爱。偏偏老婆不领情，夜里不给碰就算了，平时还酸言酸语刺激鲁蛇纤细的脑神经，不但赞不绝口舞蹈教练的性感魅力，还大肆嘲弄老公薄弱的性能力，激得两人火冒三丈，一不做二不休，上网找帮手，大老远请来俄罗斯杀手干掉枕边人！　　杀手伏特加当水喝，杀人当日常，醉起来像疯狗；两人正懊悔想赶他走，杀人计划却已失控出手。但千万别小看老婆的智商，她们也不甘示弱，要以其夫之道还治其夫之身。本该由爱生性的婚姻，却因性生活不顺而跑出恨与杀机，冷血杀手起手无回，枕边人的性命保还是不保？　　布鲁塞尔奇幻影展最佳欧洲电影，各式杀人技法神展开，保证令你笑开怀。

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简介：Comrade Draculich is a romantic vampire tale set in the cold war era. In the early 70's, Fabian the vampire returns home to the People's Republic of Hungary from the imperialist west, and immediately becomes a target of the communist secret police. During surveillance, love unfolds between the vampire and Maria, the young female comrade, who is assigned to spy on the mysterious stranger. She must make a choice between a monster and the regime that exploits her. This satirical love story mixes elements of spy and vampire movies. Through its depiction of the paranoid Hungarian communist regime, it reflects on our present, where surveillance is a global concern.

简介：故事讲述俩兄弟，一个因为不甘心在农村，一个因为想要找城里的媳妇，就这样二人误打误撞在没有任何准备的情况下进了城，进入城里后发生一些“囧”态百出的事件。王宝在一次偶然的机会中成为了某公司的董事长，从而卷入了一场财产争夺战中。面对现实压力和人生选择时，兄弟俩依然坚持最初的梦想和做事的原则一步一脚印地踏实打拼，最终闯出了属于自已的一片天空。

简介：梦想转职当魔术师的会计师邀请老闆来家裡共度耶诞，殊不知对方是哥伦比亚数一数二的头号通缉犯。

简介：A sparkling cocktail of standup and song about looking for love, the absurdity of marathons and burying someone alive.