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大宅男

导演:
朱延平
主演:
萧敬腾,江疏影,大鹏,谢娜,陈博正,蔡纬嘉,张景岚,阿诺,宽叽文,吴中天,汤尼陈,林美秀
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2.0
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2014-07-10
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简介:
阿宅(萧敬腾 饰)和他的室友抠男(大鹏 饰)是大学里的“铁血纯屌丝”,他们最大的梦想就是可以献身女神。抠男为了接近他的女神川美(谢娜 饰),假扮富二代,在川美身边神出鬼没,闹出很多笑话。而不善于表达的阿宅则通过“计算与奔跑”努力制造出一次次走廊偶遇,来与女神雅玲(江疏影 饰)搭话,但他这些伎俩总会被高冷的雅玲看穿,最后尴尬收场。  一场建校以来最大的情侣PARTY举办在即,作为惯例,大家要成双入对出席,这一晚仍单身的人,他的名字就将会被刻在学校的“耻辱柱”上,成为笑柄。在这个危急存亡的关头,阿宅和抠男决定背水一战,化被动为主动,想尽方式求爱献身,于是,一场事关雄性动物尊严的“女神杯”大战降临……
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