338215
7.0

棒子老虎鸡

导演:
王光利
主演:
曾志伟,梁咏琪,夏雨,唐嫣,戚跡
别名:
未知
7.0
338215人评分
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2007-12-28
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简介:
地产大亨王小虎(曾志伟饰)在大街上撞了一个捉鸡的老人,天上的热气球驾驶员李大春(夏雨饰)看见了这一幕,却并不知道那个老人就是自己的老丈人。大春打电话给老婆欢儿(梁咏琪饰)让她回家跟老丈人吃饭,被妻子断然拒绝。欢儿因为啤酒妹这份工作而被父亲赶出家门,一直心有怨气。  老丈人因为撞击脑部有血块,需要马上做手术。窝囊的大春鼓起勇气三番四次向王小虎要钱都被赶出来。  80后女孩糖糖(唐嫣饰)是小虎的情人,同时跟“钢琴家”乔邦(戚迹饰)恋爱。为了全国巡演乔邦跟高利贷借了30万,如今被高利贷追杀。为了替乔邦还债,糖糖自导自演了绑架案。  棒子老虎鸡,一物降一物,这个连环套到最后,到底谁被降住了呢?
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