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简介：小说家丹尼尔（奥斯卡·马丁内兹 Oscar Martínez 饰）从刚出道起事业就顺风顺水，如今更是获得了诺贝尔文学奖的殊荣，攀登上了职业的顶峰，然而这荣誉却并未带给他满足，恰恰相反，丹尼尔担心名声和财富会夺走他文学创作上的灵感与锋芒。　　一晃眼五年过去，丹尼尔热度不减，邀约和奖项不断，可冷淡而又避世的他只教助手一一回绝。一封来自小镇萨拉斯的信吸引了丹尼尔的注意，萨拉斯是他阔别已久的故乡，如今邀请他踏上故土，接受“杰出公民”的奖项，在未告知媒体和朋友们的情况下，丹尼尔独自踏上了返乡的旅途，在那里，他再度见到了曾经的恋人艾琳（安德丽娅·弗里杰里奥 Andrea Frigerio 饰），如今的艾琳早已经嫁为人妻，而她的丈夫正是丹尼尔的旧友安东尼奥（达迪·布列瓦 Dady Brieva 饰）。

简介：天下武功出少林，盛名之下，奔赴少林习武的年轻人至今不绝。日本女孩樱泽凛（柴崎幸 饰）完成了3000天的少林修行，下山返日。而她回到家乡的第一件事就是四处央人学习少林拳，以完成自己光大少林拳的梦想，但无奈不被人理解，当年自己习武的武道场此时也已经荒废，樱泽凛在一家中餐馆中找到了昔日的师父岩井（江口洋介 饰），而后者已经放弃了武学之道。餐馆服务生敏敏（张雨绮 饰）对凛的身手颇为敬服，并介绍她加入了国际星馆大学的手网球队。凛武功虽高，但缺乏团队协作和控制力道的能力，赶来担任手网球队教练的岩井循循善诱令凛领悟少林拳的奥义。另一方面，星馆大学校长大尾（仲村亨 饰）在等待与凛较量的机会……

简介：Sam (Matthew Broderick) is the reasonable man in a crazy urban world, the man of thoughtfulness and refined taste in a landscape of Leroy Neiman paintings and beer commercials. The guy would sooner cook for an hour over a hot stove than say `supersize it.'　　By day he's a store clerk in an upscale gourmet eatery, and these scenes raise a smile, especially for anyone who's visited the actual chain in New York City -- the portrayal isn't far off from the reality. Our man is besieged by hoards of customers who want their imported French cheese cut to impossibly exact standards. His efforts to remain outwardly polite (while you know he'd like to take the cleaver to the relentless clientele) are pretty funny, and will warm the hearts of clerks everywhere. In general, Broderick is in good form and provides the movie with most of whatever lightness it possesses.　　Sciorra's lovelorn dental hygienist, Ellen, is fine enough, too, and her unknowing interaction with our cheese-slicing hero shows some hopeful chemistry, and you may begin to feel you want to see these two get together.　　One of the main competitors for our lady's affections, a stockbroker (Kevin Anderson), is played as caricature he's the beer swilling frat-boy whose idea of after-sex sensitivity is flipping on the football game. He's kind of funny at times, but the movie might be stronger if he was written or acted for us to like him more, instead of having us merely recognize him as the flat-out `wrong' guy in comparison to Broderick's sensitive man. Think of John Candy in Splash, taking a cigarette and beer can to the racquetball game; we know his lifestyle is not the one our hero should emulate, but we can't help but be charmed by the likeable goon. Whereas this character is merely a goon, and pretty unlikable all around.　　While it's a nice enough light movie for the first half, for me the story was somewhat derailed by its unbelievable (Hollywood) presentation of sex and adultery. (SPOILER AHEAD, skip to next paragraph.) When Ellen returns home after an evening's misadventures, she is naturally faced with the questioning husband (Michael Mantell). Quickly admitting her own indiscretion, she then immediately turns the situation around, demanding to know why the guy had gone ahead and bought a house without discussing it. Granted, it's a valid issue, and granted, many people use this countering maneuver in arguments. What's unbelievable is what happens next the guy starts responding to her question, addressing the house-issue in a quiet, thoughtful manner. WHOA. You'd be hard pressed to find a married person in the world who, when faced with hisher partner's totally unexpected adultery, would be ready to address anything so calmly. The guy would surely be bouncing off the walls, or else crushed into silence and tears - but see, then we might actually feel for the poor schnook, and we'd see Sciorra's character in a poor light. And since that particular audience reaction doesn't serve the romantic comedy, the story tries to sneak around it. You may start to feel that, like the husband, you're being taken.　　Further dissatisfaction is just around the corner in the ending. We realize this is where misunderstandings will get sorted out, and our couple will finally see a clear path to one another. We want the satisfaction of rooting for them. But it's marred by another unbelievable character reaction, followed by an abrupt conclusion that feels rushed and forced, too easy and unearned. You may feel as though the movie's cheating on you again...

简介：本片改编自ＨＢＯ１９８８年起播映的影集，播出后广受另类影迷的欢迎。依循该影集的特色，我们看到三层投射在电影银幕的剪影，影片中的人正在观赏一堆低俗可笑的Ｂ级影片。剧情安排一位邪恶的科学佛利特，他意图以最低俗的Ｂ级影片来对人类洗脑，并进而控制人类的意志。片中被试验的对象麦克是个平凡人物，但是他非但未被低级影片所害，反倒颇能乐在其中，并与银幕上的主角产生颇具“笑”果的对话。本片以独特的观点来处理，对于新新人类，是另类电影风的最佳代表与选择。　　快戴上你的太空安全帽，一场疯狂滑稽的旅程就要展开！一位邪恶的科学家，意图以最低俗的B级影片来对人类洗脑，并进而控制人类的意志，最后占领地球。因此一个倒楣的平凡人麦可纳尔逊被当成实验对象，与两个滑稽的机器人一同登上一艘宇宙飞船，被迫观看1955年的一部烂科幻片。但是没想到，麦可非但未被低级影片所害，反倒能乐在其中，并与银幕上的主角产生颇具「笑」果的对话！此片是根据一个同名电视秀所改编而成，该电视秀从80年代晚期延续到90年代中期，它所造成的轰动盛况，不但有六万名以上的疯狂影迷，甚至还出了一本书，并拍了这部电影。

简介：一枚云冈石窟纪念金币，将一位俄罗斯姑娘娜佳带到了山西大同，她遇见了云冈石窟文化研究发烧友，颓废的单身爸爸和小大人一样的可爱儿子，娜佳被父子感人的故事打动，决定回国将家藏的文物送回中国。

简介：东北澡堂老板崔大炮，相亲途中意外捡了个儿子回家，不仅脱单无望，还要替别人养儿子。好兄弟二龙和涛子仗义相助，热心帮大炮一起带娃，三个“糙汉子”稀里糊涂变成了单身奶爸，跟古灵精怪的熊孩子马豆豆斗智斗勇，一边养娃一边搞事业。在现实的重重矛盾下，三兄弟之间产生了一些嫌隙，心怀愧疚的豆豆决定悄悄离开，独自去寻找亲生父亲马大志........

简介：电影《小强大战外星人》讲述了王宁饰演的“公务员”杨小强和修睿饰演的王胖子，为了追求李梦饰演的刘芬芬而勇斗富二代，导致双双下岗，从“公务员”沦落为街头屌丝。机缘巧合下，两人竟发现一个惊天阴谋——情敌富二代扮演的外星人是假的，但真的外星人也来了。而且，外星人入侵地球使用了高科技生化武器。

简介：隆城裤业董事长谭子吉因不思进取生活糜烂，被其死党胡一统玩弄于鼓掌间，并想独吞二人合伙开发悬雾山的开发aaa。谭子吉幸得神秘老乞丐点化，不料却听信胖大师劝告让自己一死了之。于是谭子吉从保险公司皮特李那里购买了一份大额寿险。皮特李为了不让自己破产便派人保护谭子吉。胡一统为了达到目的想方设法杀死谭子吉。而谭子吉却因一次意外迷路走失误入“野人谷”，偶遇两个野人，并与之朝夕相处，进而良心发现，反省悔悟。皮特李得知谭子吉走失后，便以“借尸还魂”找到了金三胖假扮谭子吉蒙混众人。然而胡一统步步紧逼，绑架了谭子吉的妻子和皮特李等人。在千钧一发时刻谭子吉惊现众人面前，两人最终做一了断。

简介：国际特工组织OSS将朱尼和卡门姐弟俩派到迪斯尼乐园里完成一件重要任务，事情是这样的：总统的独生女亚历克桑德拉因为长久以来得不到父亲的关爱而心生怨言，于是偷走了被称作“TRANSMOOKER”的国家防御系统电脑芯片，紧接着，许许多多的追杀跟随而至……

简介：无敌（陈小春 饰）和丧B（李灿森 饰）是两个无所事事的小混混，他俩平常在商场的VCD专柜打工，插科打诨，悠哉度日。某天两人奉老板之命外出取车，回来的路上撞到一个西装革履的黑帮分子。该男子身上藏有一种最新的生化武器，可以将人类变为强大无比的丧尸。两人阴差阳错将药水灌进男子的嘴里，又载着男子带回了商场。　　入夜，商场内鸦雀无声。喝下药水的黑帮分子终于变成了丧尸，四处残害无辜之人，而被他咬过的人也一一变成丧尸的同类。无敌和丧B怎样才能逃脱这些恶魔的追逐呢？

简介：电影由两个短片组成。　　财主胡万年（王憾尘 饰）死了，留下了妻子（王莱 饰）孤身一人无依无靠。胡万年的女儿（胡茵茵 饰）告诉自己的三位兄长，母亲拥有父亲留下的一个大金元宝，价值连城。于是，三个孩子非常殷勤的抢着照顾起母亲来，实际上，他们的举动并非出自真心，而仅仅是为了得到财产而已。最终，母亲去世了，生前受到了孩子们精心的照料，而直到此时，三个男人才知道，他们上了妹妹的当。　　老板娘嫌弃老板年纪大，婚姻生活失去了激情。一次偶然中，老板娘邂逅了车夫小唐（成龙 饰），两人之间碰撞出的激情的火花。然而很快，这段奸情便被老板给发现了。

简介：前特工人员弗兰克·摩西斯（布鲁斯·威利斯 Bruce Willis 饰）早年和同伴们金戈铁马，经历大风大浪，如今早已各自闲赋家中，过着优哉游哉的安逸生活。然而这份退休后的平静突然被打破，在圣诞前夜，一群全副武装的不速之客闯入弗兰克的家中，对其痛下杀手。原来，作为资深探员，弗兰克和他的同伴知道太多关于政府和军方的秘密，他们理所当然成为被抹杀的对象。不甘将命运交诸他人之手，弗兰克找到了乔·麦瑟森（摩根·弗里曼 Morgan Freeman 饰）、马文·博格斯（约翰•马尔科维奇 John Malkovich 饰）和维多利娅（海伦·米伦 Helen Mirren 饰）等当年的好搭档，决心展开一场绝地大反击……　　本片根据华伦·埃利斯（Warren Ellis）和库里·汉默（Cully Hamner）的漫画改编。